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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crankyteapot
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hey quick psa if you're a new tumblr user, you might want to consider enabling the "custom theme" option in settings, even if you DON'T want to create a custom theme, because it actually is what allows other people to visit your blog directly instead of looking at it on the dashboard. which is a) what 95% of us are already used to anyway, and b) just overall a much nicer experience; the dashboard view is small and infinite scroll-y and makes it kinda a pain in the butt to link to. even the default theme for the "custom url" version is bigger, cleaner, and lets people easily browse through your blog and tags

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holysparksart
crtter

Brazilian cherries aren’t related to common cherries at all! They look like this and taste rather sour:

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Also, if you’re not used to them, Brazilian grapetrees look really alien:

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The fruit is formed in the trunk, not the branches!

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The brazilian cherries and are actually called “pitangas”, they’re pretty good! And the grapetrees are “jabuticabeiras” (fruit’s called jabuticaba)

Just some trivia info from a brazilian~

interadulation

Shiny pumpkin fruit!

TERRIFYING NIGHTMARE TREE!

holysparksart

oh hi

poicyss
caspercryptid

Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.

caspercryptid

I'm glad the notes on this post have turned around from people going "I am the exception I love music I will never die" but some of you have made some truly unhinged choices about what to set your alarm. Why was it the Seinfeld theme in the first place.

caspercryptid

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Your experiences are not universal but I wish they were. You're adorable. I want your life.

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brooke2valley

Ya know- I think I like my voice :)

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I've been voice training for A L M O S T a year now. Sometimes I get iffy about it but I like it pretty good at this point xP

subbygothkittytransgf

A message to everyone, trans or cis: your voice is good enough. Never let anyone fucking tell you otherwise. No one gets to choose how you fucking sound except you, and you can choose whatever you want. You do not owe the world femininity or masculinity. Your voice is your own.

I've been voice training for over 2 years, and I've been told that my voice is really passing. Do you know why I do it, though? Because I like the way my voice sounds like that. I've also stopped shooting for a specific range of "woman's" voice and started to just go with what I like to sound like, which is a less feminine voice than what i had been going for for my first year voice training.

It's okay to have a voice that falls outside of the gender norm. I've known cis women with deeper voices than a good portion of my cis men friends, and I've known cis men with voices higher than my cis women friends. Aside from a small portion of assholes, no one cared about their voice, and even fewer cared once they themselves realized that they liked their voice as their own.

So many people chase a particular sound so that way they'll be seen as who they are. I've known a couple cis folk who even went as far as looking to get surgery to make their voice closer to what they were told their voice should sound like. Every last one of them had a beautiful voice just the way that they were, and none of them were looking because they didn't like the way they sounded, it was always so other people would stop treating them poorly.

Long story short, use the voice that you want to use, and if anyone gives you grief for it, pipe bomb.